Friday, September 25, 2026

:: my notes for the funky rum in cocktails panel ::

A few days before my panel at Boston Rum Week 2026 on "Funky Rums in Cocktails: The Bartender's High Ester Challenge", I was sent a list of possible questions. Here are a subset of my answers that I used to get my thoughts in line, and below they are presented out of order. The panel was lead by Dawn Aguilar of Silver Girl, and I was joined on stage by Jen Akin of Spiribam (Rhum JM et al.) and previously of Rumba in Seattle. The third panelist, Shannon Mustipher, unfortunately had travel issues that prevented her from attending (but her drink still made it). Not everything below is in a complete sentence, but the ideas are there, and not every question was asked due to time constraints. Photo below taken from the_auditor_reviews account on Instagram with the rest of the photos taken by myself.
What is the first decision you make when building with an assertive rum: the amount of rum, the cocktail template, or the flavor that will sit opposite it? What the effect is and who is the intended drinker. The Right Hand and the Kingston Negroni have the same balancing partners but the intent and effect is different. In making a crowd pleaser even with a funky rum, there are many ways to round out the flavor from creamy/fatty orgeat and Coco Lopez to bold tropical flavors like crème de banana.

When is a funky rum the base of the drink, and when is it better used like seasoning? Intent, desired drinker. There is a time and place for elegance and a time and place for in-your-face flavor.

Which tool gives you the most control over a funky rum: blending, sweetness, acid, bitterness, dilution, or serving temperature? From my talk on Monday [on "Minimalist Amaro Tiki"] and my general drinking preference, bitterness. Otherwise, it is dilution since a lot of my favorite funky rums are higher proof, and determining if mollifying ingredients are necessary.

Is the Daiquiri still the best diagnostic test for an unfamiliar rum, or can it push every rum toward the same style of judgment? It is a drink that keeps all the other parameters constant, although you may have to adjust for proof. It's not my go-to, but I would not say no. Tasting the rum neat and seeing where it fits into the bigger picture of other rums and spirits that I have tried.

How do you describe funk on a menu so a curious guest opts in without feeling warned away? A rum that contains a lot of flavor and aroma molecules generated during the fermentation alongside the alcohol production. A diverse collection of flavors that can include tropical fruits, grassy notes, earthiness, and more. An extra layer of complexity not from the source materials (sugar cane), distillation, or the aging process.

Do high-ester drinks need to be immediately pleasurable, or is there room for a cocktail that asks the guest to acquire the taste? I remember my first experience tasting Smith & Cross. Tales of the Cocktail 2009 tasting room with Eric Seed. All he asked was whether I wanted to try a Jamaican rum and my mind went to Appleton even though I was familiar with Wray (although that was a white rum and this clearly had color). The bottle didn’t even have a real label on it. That was intense. It was the last thing I drank as a single man before I left the tasting room to elope across the river. Definitely there is a starting point for rum. Steps can be skipped if a drinker has a more advanced palate from amari, Islay Scotches, etc.

What are the first ingredients you gravitate towards when building a cocktail around a funky rum - any that you wouldn't commonly use for lower ester rums? I can see many ingredients working with high and low ester rums but it depends on what focus and balance is based on – the modifiers, the rums, or somewhere in the middle. Both the Right Hand and the Kingston Negroni work but the focus shifts, the flavor synergies etc. change.
How do you make funky rums palatable for a newbie... or do you not even try? Small amounts and baby steps. Rums vary by amount of esters and which ones. Finding flavors that complement (Cynar) or soften the funk (orgeat, coconut cream). For small amounts, at Loyal Nine, I bolstered the clean white rum (Privateer instead of Cuban) in the Georgetown Club with a 1/4 ounce of Rhum JM 80°. Just enough funk to make the drink not so limp.

How funky is TOO funky when choosing a main rum for a cocktail? DOK? Grand Arome? Too funky depends on who is drinking it (a bartender's drink for bartenders and cocktail geeks or for an everyday guest?). Also how it is being balanced. A Daiquiri hides little and allows the rum to share vs. balancing it with strong flavors like banana liqueur, Campari, etc. vs. mollifying ingredients like orgeat, coconut cream, orange/pineapple juice.

Are we sometimes guilty of using high-ester rum simply because it's interesting rather than because it makes the drink better? Focusing on the rum is not so bad but it depends what the drinker is looking for and what their experience and range of appreciation are. Pushing it on someone who will not enjoy it is a fail.

How do you introduce high-ester rum to someone who thinks they don't like rum? Use it with a split base: Agricole with mezcal, aged Jamaican with rye, Bourbon, Cognac, or apple brandy. Cachaça with apple brandy.
These are the questions that were asked about the drink I presented, the Overpowered By Funk (right most one in the photo).

Fred, Smith & Cross and unaged cachaça are both assertive cane spirits. How did you keep the split base from becoming two loud voices competing for the same space? What does the cachaça contribute that another Jamaican rum would not? The combination was one that I ripped off from Jessica Manzey's Jah Rule at Rumba in Seattle as featured in Chloe Frechette's Easy Tiki book that I had tried two nights before. The Cynar-banana combination came from Rafa Garcia Febles drink the Banana Clipper. Cachaça and Smith & Cross are not competing for the same space. One is earthy, low, and grassy in its funkiness depending on what brand you use, and the other pineapple, tropical, and petrol and a bit more bright. They can be complementary.

Crème de banane could easily become a literal match for Jamaican rum's banana notes. How do you use a matching flavor without making the drink feel obvious or exaggerated? Layering other flavors. Here, two liqueurs and two sugar cane spirits. See the Kingston Watusi (S&C, Fernet, Campari, banana), Where Eagles Dare (S&C, Punt e Mes, banana, mole bitters), and Petty Crime (S&C, Fernet, banana, orgeat, lime).

Cynar brings bitterness, earthiness, sweetness, and vegetal depth. Which of those functions matters most in this drink? Vegetal and bitterness. Vegetal works better with the cachaça, and bitterness balances S&C better. Banana does rather well with bitterness especially Fernet (see the Away Colors with añejo rum, Fernet, banana).

The other two drinks are shaken with fruit and citrus; yours is stirred and served over a large cube. How do temperature and dilution change the way the funk reaches the nose and palate? Bitterness remains even as the sugar is diluted away [a large cube will slow that dilution while still keeping things cold]. It's not linear on our palate. Shaken drinks also insert what citrus does to it all.

All three drinks use a partner that can be as attention-grabbing as the rum: passionfruit, Suze, or the cachaça-Cynar combination. Are bold partners safer than delicate ones when the rum is highly aromatic? In my "Minimalist Amaro Tiki" talk on Monday, I focused on how amari work best with funky rums and tropical flavors. Basic rums could work as a backbone but they don't synergize with the amaro like how an agricole or Jamaican rum would.

field trip

1/2 oz Espolon Reposado Tequila (Cimarron)
1/2 oz Del Maguey Mezcal Vida (Convite)
1/2 oz Dolin Blanc Vermouth (Servito)
1/2 oz Suze Gentian Liqueur
1/2 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Agave Syrup

Shake with ice, strain into an old fashioned glass, and garnish with a salted lime wedge (unsalted lime wheel).
Two Fridays ago, I looked to my list of online recipe flashcard drinks and selected the Field Trip by Old Pal in Athens, Georgia, from their Fall 2023 menu. I was able to spot a menu photo on GoogleMaps from around that time period. The concept reminded me of the Revenge with blanc vermouth and agave syrup instead of Yellow Chartreuse, so I was indeed curious to give this one a try. Once prepared, the Field Trip began with a lime, vanilla, and herbal aroma. Next, lime on the sip ventured to vegetal agave and bitter herbal flavors on the swallow with a lime and smoke finish.

Thursday, September 24, 2026

maelstrom

1 oz Cachaça (Novo Fogo Bar Strength)
1 oz Jägermeister
1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Cinnamon Syrup
1/2 oz Lime Juice

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail coupe.
While practicing my "Minimalist Amaro Talk" two Thursdays ago, I was inspired by Sother Teague's Rough Seas, and I took its cachaça-Jägermeister base and partnered it with the pineapple, cinnamon, and lime of Death & Co.'s Gilda Cocktail. Getting influence from the Rough Seas' name and keeping a German theme with the kräuterlikör, I dubbed this one the Maelstrom. In the glass, the Maelstrom swirled to the nose with a grassy funk, pineapple, star anise, and cinnamon aroma. Next, caramel, pineapple, and lime notes on the sip crashed into grassy "rum", cinnamon, herbal, ginger, and pineapple flavors on the swallow.

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

five boroughs

2 oz Rye Whiskey (Rittenhouse)
1/2 oz Sweet Vermouth (Cocchi)
1/3 oz (2 tsp) Nocino (Russo)
1/6 oz (1 tsp) Maraschino (Luxardo)
1 dash Angostura Bitters
1 dash Orange Bitters (Angostura Orange)

Stir with ice, strain into a coupe glass, and garnish with an orange twist.
Two Wednesdays ago, I was lured in by the Five Boroughs by Steven Roennfeldt who is better known as Steve the Bartender on the internet. His recent Manhattan variation creation had been working its way around Instagram; surprisingly, I have not had a drink that has paired walnut liqueur with Maraschino, but the two in the end worked well together. Once prepared, the Five Boroughs opened up with orange, walnut, and nutty cherry aromas. Next, grape and roast notes on the sip slid into rye, walnut, cherry, and clove flavors on the swallow.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

riviera

1 1/2 oz Gin (Tree House Percy)
1/2 oz Maraschino (Luxardo)
1/4 oz Campari
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
3/4 oz Simple Syrup
1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 Egg White

Shake one round without ice and one round with ice, strain into a Delmonico (single old fashioned) glass, and garnish with a small mint leaf and three dots of orange bitters (Angostura Orange).
Two Tuesdays ago, I found the Riviera in a collection of The Violet Hour recipe flashcards under a dealer's choice folder. The SummitSips blog in 2011 attributed it to Toby Maloney circa 2008, but the author could not find it on a menu at The Violet Hour, Patterson House, or elsewhere that Toby has been associated with; later, a commenter here pointed out that it was on the Summer 2008 menu at The Violet Hour. That recipe had a pineapple infusion of a gin, Maraschino, and Campari batch, but here, the 2021-22 era flashcards had a simplified à la minute version utilizing pineapple juice in the mix. In the glass, the Riviera greeted the nose with a mint, orange, and cherry bouquet. Next, a creamy lemon, pineapple, and hint of cherry sip passed into pine, bitter orange, and nutty cherry flavors on the swallow. Overall, the balance was a touch too Maraschino heavy for me (despite my appreciation for Aviations), so perhaps decreasing that to 1/4 ounce, using a softer Maraschino like Maraska, or bringing up the Campari to match at a 1/2 ounce might help things out.

Monday, September 21, 2026

my fair lady

1 1/2 oz Bols Genever (Bols Barrel-Aged)
1 oz Dry Vermouth (Noilly Prat)
1/2 oz Amaro Ciociaro
1 tsp Maraschino Liqueur (Luxardo)
3 dash Orange Bitters (Angostura Orange)

Stir with ice, strain into a coupe glass, and garnish with an orange twist.
Two Mondays ago, I found the My Fair Lady by Jesse Cyr at The Fog Room in Seattle from an Imbibe Magazine article in 2019. I most likely skipped over it when it was first published for I did not have Amaro Ciociaro on my shelves until early 2023. Jesse describes it as a Brooklyn variation "inspired by two of Holland's most treasured exports: Audrey Hepburn (who spent much of her childhood in Holland) and Genever." After stirring and straining, the My Fair Lady divulged an orange, malty, and hint of cherry aroma. Next, malt and caramel on the sip twirled into Genever and slightly bitter orange-cherry flavors on the swallow.

Sunday, September 20, 2026

viking on vacation

2 oz Aquavit (1 oz Linie + 1 oz Krogstad)
1 oz Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Peach Liqueur (Mathilde)
1/2 oz Coconut Cream (Coco Lopez)
1/2 oz Pineapple Juice

Whip shake with crushed ice, pour into "the skull of your enemy", top with ice, garnish with a float of Peychaud's Bitters (5 dash) and a paper umbrella (I added mint sprigs).
Two Sundays ago, I decided to make the Viking on Vacation by Chad Austin that I found in his Everyone Has a F*cking Cocktail Book for I had seen it floating around Instagram recently. Aquavit and peach liqueur appear in the Nordic tropical number Freydis and in Nightcap's Disappearing Act, so I was curious to try it in this Tradewinds-esque drink. Once prepared, the Viking on Vacation invaded the senses with a mint and anise aroma. Next, a creamy pineapple and lemon sip sailed into caraway, star anise, coconut, and peach flavors on the swallow.

Saturday, September 19, 2026

a feast for crows

1 1/2 oz Bacardi 8 Year Rum (Don Q Añejo)
1 oz Pineapple Juice
1/2 oz Campari
1/2 oz Giffard Crème de Cassis (Massenez)
1/2 oz Lime Juice

Whip shake with crushed ice, pour into a Collins glass, fill with crushed ice, and garnish with a cherry and lime wedge (cherry only).
Two Saturdays ago, I opened up the Spec app, and in the Bardtenders podcast's collection was the A Feast for Crows by Jesse Cyr at Seattle's Olympic Bar. On an Instagram post, Jesse described how it is "a simple Jungle Bird twist with the addition of cassis. Still bitter, still tropical, but just a bit softer on the palate." My guess is that Jesse named this after the fourth novel in the fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire by American author George R.R. Martin. Overall, the combination reminds me of the quirky Teresa that Gary Regan wrote about of Campari balanced by cassis and lime. In the glass, the A Feast for Crows flew to the nose with cherry over other fruity aromas. Next, dark fruit and pineapple notes on the sip were chased by rum, lime, and bitter dark berry-orange flavors on the swallow.

Friday, September 18, 2026

carpenter bee

3/4 oz Applejack (Laird's Bonded)
3/4 oz Amaro Nardini
3/4 oz Lemon Juice
3/4 oz Ginger Syrup

Shake with ice, strain into a coupe, and garnish with candied ginger on a pick.
Two Fridays ago, I got home from my bar shift and opened up The Bartender's Choice Volume 3 app. There, I latched onto the Carpenter Bee by Greg Keesee at Attaboy Nashville in 2023 as part of the spirit, amaro, ginger syrup, and citrus insect-themed series that includes the Dragonfly, Mosquito, and Scarab. I later realized that I had made this combination but with lime in the Yellow Jacket, but considering how Sasha Petraske's camp found the Bee's Knees to be different with lime juice and called it the Business, this makes sense. Here, the Carpenter Bee gave forth an apple, caramel, and ginger bouquet to the nose. Next, lemon and caramel notes on the sip dug into apple, ginger, mint, and pine flavors on the swallow.